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Features Alley Cat Fancy Feline Meowchelin VIP
Seafood Buffet
Cat Screaming
Guaranteed fur in meal
Emotional support cat
Chair Theft Protection
Survival Guarantee
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Choose Your Meowmbership

🐾 Alley Cat
$5/month
  • basic table reservation
  • one free tuna appetizer
  • emotional judgment from chefs
👑 Meowchelin VIP
$40/month
  • private dining room
  • chef meet-and-greet
  • emergency anti-hairball insurance